Kuzek's Pregnant
It might looks like he's pregnant but it's actually Jen. The baby due date is July.4th. Kuzek wanted to time it with the July. 4th Nathan's Hot Dog Eating Contest. Good work Kuz
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Arne "23 MVP" Larson Retires
We new this day would come, the first Longhorns retirement. It's with great sadness that I announce Arne "23 MVP" is retiring. His wizardry on the field speaks for itself, but we love his off the field antics. When we first met Arne, he was the mayor of Enchant. He walked around with a brief case that had over $20,000 in it. We still don't know why but we were in awe. Eating A&W burgers in the his own closet, at home, so he didn't have to share (btw he was by himself). Being recognized in International Newspapers after being stuck in Hurricane Wilma on his Honeymoon. Arne's shotgunning ability is absolutely sick. No one has even come close to beating him, and that's with a chew in. Imagine how fast he is without one. We will have a retirement party for Arne during one of our Saturday Double Headers. You will be missed buddy.
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Ben just got Smaller
Just had lunch with Ty and we could be adding a 6'9" player. Sorry Ben you are not the tallest...bitch
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Newest Longhorn
Peaches had a baby boy on Monday. His name is Easton Michael Suchan. He was 9 lbs 9 ounces and 21 1/4 long. He fits the team mold and has already devoured his first cheeseburger. I think he'll fit in nicely.
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The Summer of Weddings
The Giants have welcomed us to all their weddings and they stated 2 reasons. The first one is they want to become better post game drinkers. We'll bring the Arne Larson Shotgunning Show. They Think we have money for gifts. Little do they know we will just bring cards and put them on gifts that are already there.
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Giant Wedding Crashers
After reading the latest Calgary Giants website post, it got me thinking. Since we are old and 95% of our team is married, we should start crashing their weddings. They are young and could use some wiley old vets at the reception and party. We aren't that interested in the wedding ceremony.
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Happy New Year
We hope everyone had a safe and happy holidays. The Chinese Calendar says it's the year of the Longhorn. Be scared....very scared bitches
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